Lol. What an idea. Quite nice.

How do you come up with these ideas? I'm honestly stunned.

"‘Twas a fine day in The Office"

Hm the first thing I thought of was the show. And then, Dwight. And then happiness and laughter.

"Black coffee poured from her spout like nobody’s business"

Haha good wording.

"Just then, a Human walked by, taking a cup of coffee and leaving. Someone else placed a disk in George and immediately he read it, broadcasting the images onto his best friend, Holly Television. Last but not least, some Human’s pup picked up Phred and began pressing his buttons."

I think this is such an interesting idea. You know, that the appliances are alive and you're just doing them favors or something of the sort.

"“I’m tired of being treated like some piece of machinery!” Phred shouted later on. Michelle and George said nothing. “It’s like those Humans created us for their own convenience or something absurd like that! Did they ever once think that maybe we have feelings, too?!”"

No probably not.

"“You are not paid to do your job! Therefore, it is considered SLAVERY!!”"

Or community service! You'll never graduate otherwise, Phred.

"“Victory,” he whispered before he was placed in the fat man’s pocket."

Wooho.

"“Do you think that they know it’s on the twelfth floor?” Michelle asked Holly. Holly shrugged.

“They’re Humans. They’re stupid.”"

Awh ahah.

"“Michelle…I…love you.”

The coffee machine blushed. “Hmm. Well, that’s…interesting…erm…you see…me and George…we’re already…dating…”

Phred sighed. “Ah…crap.”"

Ahahaahahahaha. That's very funny.

"George and Michelle were married and had kids (to this day, no one is sure how)"

heheeh.

"One day, however, the fat man returned. And on the coffee table next to Michelle he placed…

…a pager."

:o

...This is NOT normal, you know...You chould be paying attention in class, so you dont have to take summer courses, you nimrod.(Me tackles Toby)
Me: SORRY! He got ahold of my email!(sitting on his head in victory as his headache begins)Well, he dose have SOME point...pay some attention in class, okay? Im perfect when it comes to school...I dont need to pay attention(I smile, being all knowing String)
Hiate: Coffee!?(twichting and searching for the caffinated drink)
Me: Hey, look, Hiate, there is a COFFEE MAKER over there. Go use it.(Hiate tries to use Michelle but she dumps coffee on his hand, and he draws his hand back and looks like a kid nursing a burn)
Toby:Stupid Dragon.(I squich his head, and he gurgles, then lays still)

-String

Hilarious! God, I haven't read anything this funny in AGES...I love the ending!! Ha!, sux to be Phred. I loved it! But i thought the fat man died. Didn't everyone jump out the window or am i just being flat stupid?And what were Michelle and George's children? I'd like to buy something that squirted coffee and played DVDs. (all right, that last comment was one of great idiocy, so just ignore it)Oh well, I think I'll read some of your other stuff

ok then... *snerk*

:D CD

Wow L.A. class is that inspiring? I never knew...

wow, that suks to be phred- why is it spelt phred, why not fred. oh wait i get it, cause he's a PH-one and PH-red o k i got it

*GASP* A PAGER! OH NO! Yes, the nap buddies...

Hilarious. I absoloutely loved it. Kudos on the piece, I thought that it was very well done. Perhaps you'll give us the next part. I think my favorite part was the whole "Michelle I love you." "We're dating." "Oh crap." I loved it. There isn't anyting else to say. Perhaps you'll give us the next part?-Zendol