Haha!

I adore anyone who makes Japanese schoolgirl references, particularly in tandem with tentacled monsters.

Thank you for that.

Kudos to you for surprising me with the cannibalism at the very end!

I had hoped Ivan would live.

I'd go in the fetal position after something like that too.

Haha, interesting perspectives on your end. I had started reading this ages ago but can't remember where I stopped so I'm starting all over again. I still chortled in parts that I remembered.

I have a feeling I'm going to guffaw soon.

Boris' list in the last bit reminded me of Master Card commercials. I totally expected a priceless.

Be good, do good and keep doing that good thing you do.

Oh my bloody god... this has got to be the most brilliant thing, Mark Twain and Rent screenplay included, I have ever read. I can't stop laughing... XD

Damn those Luxembourgian midgets!
I hope you can reclaim your funny soon, this is good work.

Luxembourgian midgets? Count yourself lucky. I was once detained by a sub-group of the Tamil Tigers calling themselves the Tiny Tigers of Tamil. Internet access once a day? Hah I didn't see a computer during the entirety of my 90 minute (yeah, that's right, I said minutes, not seconds - minutes) detainment. (shakes head) Some people . . .

Your story has some of the funniest quotes I have read in my life. For this, you are my God. Gimli... Son of Groin. Lol, that's so lame. I love it. You're awesome.

If only "Happy rainbow magic hugs [did] cure all!" . . .

maybe it's just me, but this chapter was really disorienting and confusing. was that intentional? i did smile when i read, "Why am I typing this in English?"

**' hillarious! i cried a little. there, right there, a tear is slowly crawling down my left cheek. i love the "Magikul skaner" i think that's what started the tear trek.

UTTER GENIUS! XD i was cracking up straight from the first chapter...Please, make as many chapters of this that you can.
PS even then title is funny...but i thought it was about ants with angst at first...i misread the tile...

Priceless, this is. I loved the Inuyasha fanfiction reference - Classic. *grin*

I love this story so much! There are a few spelling mistakes but the funnyness of the stories definately make up for it! I read all 56 chapters in 2 days. :) KEEP WRITING!

This... is... so... effing... funny! *falls out of chair laughing*

dude. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I read the first chapter. So I read it to my room mate, who laughed so hard tears fell from her face. Then I read chapters 1-6 to my brother who is in the army and he laughed almost the entire time. How did you come up with this stuff?