but, but... ouagadougou isn't the capital of Djibouti!! it's like, across the continent! jk, it's hilarious. keep up the good work. And don't mind my geographic obsessive-compulsiveness.

Wow, i just wanted to say that i WORSHIP YOU for writing this fic. !
I had to study Romeo and Juliet for FOUR FREAKING MONTHS and then test over it, but the entire time i was like "These characters are imbeciles. Why is this a literary masterpiece?!" And this fic. that you wrote is basically telling what actually happened.
Seriously, students should study THIS and not Shakespeare's crack story if they want to understand human flaws!
Anyways, congrats on this bloody amazing story!!

ohmydearlord this is hilarious. hahahaha...

Oh. mygod. I am suing you. I have a bruise on my hip the size of Alaska because I FELL OUT OF MY ** CHAIR I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS!

LINES FROM THIS PIECE THAT WILL PROBABLY ENDEAR AND MAKE THEIR WAY INTO MY WORK:

"And Benny was like ‘No.’ "

"OH MY GOD!! BENNY /SPOKE/!"

"And Benny was like ‘… Freak.’"

"OH MEH GOD! TIM REALLY WAS A W- " (Because for some sick reasson, the idea of Tybalt as a woman is entertaining...)

"Obviously, Friar Larry is smoking some of those toxic plants of his."

"OH MEH GOD, TEH STUPIDNESS!!"

"“But I need to quench my bloodlust!” Tim whined."

"“Mud, have you been getting into the medicine cabinet again…?” "

"BUT IT ENDED IN DISASTER! But you’re not supposed to know about that yet, so moving on…" (I loved how you did that through the whole thing...)

"And Benny was like ‘oO WTF?’"

Cause Benny is frickin awesome. xD *Favorites list*-MC

Not bad. Benny, of course, is awesome. Good job, keep getting hyper and writing

::falls over laughing:: That was effing awesome! Your really should eat coffee and Easter candy together more often. I and I promise with all my never-been-a-girlscout-'cause-I-was-to-evil-so-they-wouldn't-let-me-in-heart that I will never again ask the question; "Where do hot dogs come from?" ... And now I'm rambling so I'm gonna... ::passes out from sleep beprivation::

oh..my..god..You should seriously drink coffee and eat Easter candy more often.