YES! Shazaam to you. I laughed out loud. Well written, and pleasant.

OMG! Hilarious! loved it!

Random, and yet entertaining. The last line is simply classic. I could see a sequal to this, actually, and it could be quite funny as well.

Ahahaha. That was really funny! I like the interesting way you described her as a vampire which is completely different from the norm. You vary your sentence structure like a pro, which helps to bring across the humour. GREAT job! Please update soon, I would really like to read more of this story =)