If your exotic dancer of a mother died before you were born, then HOW DO YOU EXIST?

Dear lord. Your on your way to be more infamous than My Immortal.

Geez! What the hell is wrong with you? How could you have been born if your mum has died before you were even born into this world? You should have been stuck in her stomach, buried or burnt and scattered somewhere. And I really do wish you have died. AND LEARN TO SPELL! Stop spamming this site with your crap and stupidity.

Dude, her name is 'Bulimia'. WTF?!?

** me I couldn't even read it, what I could read was just stupid fangirl ramblings.

And if you feel the need to email me, my email's

I LOVED IT! This story is excellent! Brilliant! It shines like diamonds!

Right. It would be so hilarious if that was true.

Are you KIDDING? This isn't even literature! This particular piece of writing is what happens when someone with no life sits at a computer screen and claims to be a writer of fine literature!

To clarify and break through your preconceptions: Wicca, which I'm assuming is what you mean by 'wiccen,' is totally different than Satanism. Same with Paganism, which is what I roughly translated from 'pagen.'

How can her *mother* die *before* Samara luc'ifer Bulimia Smith was born? Unless she was born via a Cesarean Section...

I got through all of five "paragraphs" until I needed to turn around and puke my guts up from this travesty! I would rather hari-kari and/or be a subject of a vivisection than read this "story!"

Well, hello Tara! I must say, I really missed you. Now, if you'll be a sweetie and put up My Immortal again and update it, I'll be delighted. This is quite possibly more entertaining than My Immortal.

YOU ARE A ** LOSER and a disgrace to fictionpress. just get off this site and die, there's no use for you. people put up their writing on here because they're serious and want to make a name for themselves. for you to come here and out this ** up is like making fun of every real author on here. you're a joke. ** moron.

Look, I am *sorry*, but you will never live up to the literary genius of Tara Gilesbie! It's simply not possible! Learn to live with it darling. (hops off to continue writing her own story)

...Holy crap.
Okay, once again, the religion thing. Satanism is entierly different to Wiccan and Paganism. I, unlike you, actually am a Wiccan/Pagan and so I can tell you that they are both nature based religions. You, it seems, are one of the people who clearly doesn't know what those religions mean and decide that they are that. They then feed the wide spread beleif that all Wiccans and Pagans are evil and worship the devil. Which is **.
Thanks *so* much for contributing to the cruel predjudece against people like me. I find your story rather offensive. Oh, and that remark about how "Black people must be gothic because they are black and only goths wear black." There is *so* many things wrong with that. It is incredibly racist, badley spelt, and overall, just incorrect. I am not goth, yet I wear black.

Oh, and beleive me, I am not a poser. You, however, my dear, are.

Your spelling is so bad that I lack the time to point it all out.

Your "sex scence" actually made me laugh. Very hard. It is *terrible*!! Seriously, one of the worst things I have ever read.

Your main character is a self-insert Mary-Sue. Put her through a Mary-Sue limitus test and you will see what I mean.

I...It-but...*Takes deep breath* Okay, this is just bad. Really bad. I just...yeah.
I would flame this more, but I simply lack the time.

Bye bye
-Lisa

Wow. You wouldn't know satanism if it pulled you into a dark alley and raped you. Which it wouldn't do, despite idiotic stereotypes of satanists. I myself am a satanist, and I would never dream of trying to curse someone just because they were "men" to me. Get a life, or at least stick to one religon.

omg its so kul i luv it best story evr

This is a very hilarious parody. Complete **, but you have more reviews than the actual good stories on here. It is so clear that you are attempting to get people upset by writing this; but it's so obvious that you are faking it all. You are fake. Completely fake. I should get a couple of real Satanists to "show you" what it means to be one.

Lookee, here sweetheart, not all blonde people are preps. I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty but I still listen to My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, Fall Out boy, Green Day and Panic at the Disco! and Evanescence which means, in your eyes, that I'm 'goffik' but I also listen to Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne, which, in your eyes, makes me a prep. Really it's wrong to judge people by the music.

Wiccans are not evil and neither are pagans. They are always sweet and they cherish Gaia. Satanists on the other hand worship a creature that rapes women and eats babies. Not such a good thing. You seem so anti-Christian yet Satan would not exist without the good Christian Lord. And anyway, Jashin-sama would kick Satan's a.ss.

The characters mother could not have died before Samara was born, as that would mean that Samara would not have been born.

On the subject of Samara, why could you not think of your own nme for her instead of naming her after a character from the Ring (original Japanese version is so much scarier)?

America is not the only place with goths, nor is it th only place with these preps. I live in England and I see my fair share of Gothic people. did you know that Gothic clothing was in fact a fashion in England a few hundred years ago? So in fact, England is the mother of Gothic clothing. Watch Sweeney Todd, sweetie, then you'll see.

You can't call me a prep because of this review. Heck, i don't even know what a prep is! I am a very proud nerd who loves Batman, Star Wars and anime, so no accusing me of things that I'm not, OK?