My friends and I are in school reading this. It is a GREAT way to pass the time. It is HILARIOUS! People are all like "What the frick are you talking about??" And we're all like "JUST THIS...FUNNY HILARIOUS AWESEOME THING." and they're like "UHH...OKAY." And then we laugh cause they don't get it. Your high school sounds like a lotta fun. LOL. So funny. WE are SO going to say some of this stuff in our classroom, but like for FUN! Everyone would be all WHAT THE HECK? And we'll just sit there laughing at each other. LOL. Funny stuff!

Oh, high school. This sounds like some of the people I knew in high school. : )

HILARIOUS.

I personally laughed extremely hard at the Maryland stuff. Because it's pretty much true. All we have are crabs.

lol you had some pretty freaking hilarious times!!

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! when i saw stone bridge i thought... i wonder if it's the same one, and as i kept reading, i checked the teachers names... and then i saw the state and the city and i was like... yep.

that is really strange. i just liked ur pen name... i had no idea

lol sorry anyways nice quotes, looks like you spent more time writing down funny things people said than actual notes :)

*applauds* Best thing I've read in a while. This has cheered me up quite a bit, and it shall continue to do so. (Inner Lily: She means she loves it.) (Outer Lily whacks Inner Lily on the head. Outer Lily: Sh!) Thanks!

Lilz

I just saw your categories for this ... I think they should be Humor/Drama. There's a lot of drama with the funny. Which is really what makes it funny in the first place ...

"(We pass by a big-** inflatable balloon of a guy bending over)
Victoria: EW! That is so weird! What is he doing?!
Me: Probably getting ready for buttsecks or something." Probably. ^^

... what is it with the dead baby jokes? I mean ... kinda graphic, aren't they?

"Dave: (Holds up his bag of gummi candy) I don't think this'll get past security. I've got rubber explosives.
His Wife: (Looks at him, wide-eyed) Don't SAY that!!" It's true. He'd probably get pulled over by a security dude and strip-searched.

Awesome-sounding trip. Have a good time?

By the by ... which college are you going to go to? I'm curious.

Felicia.

Have you noticed that most buildings don't have a room 1? My school starts in the 100s and goes through to the 300s. I don't think there more than 100 rooms in my school ...

Aww ... Terrence. Brings back fond memories of Biology ... and sad, scary ones.

"Jordan: Good, good!
(His tassel is suddenly sucked into his mouth. He starts choking)" ... how does that even happen?!

Hooray for graduation, I suppose. I won't know for a couple more years, anyway. *nods* How's life after graduation?

Felicia.

"- Electromagnetic Wave: An Electrifying New Dance Move
- Make Up: Cosmetics and Fashion Through the 1990s" Freakin' awesome. I want to do the electromagnetic wave ...

"4TH BLOCK!!
- MESS WITH SUB: OPERATION HELL" Poor sub ... but not really. You know what you're getting into when you volunteer to be a substitute. You went to school, after all ...

"- Review Sheet: It Won't Matter; You'll Still Fail!
- Mirrors: Admire Yourself!
- Simple Harmonic Motion: Singalong Fun!" Heh. Who writes these?

The ever infallible Mackenzie ... I can honestly say that Conceptual Physics produces some of the best quotes ... except that one with the photographer who tricked everyone to think he'd taken a picture ... that one was excellent.

Felicia.

"Ms. Adetoro: That's what you get for saying that I got my degree out of a cereal box!" Pretty classic.

Getting high off spray paint ... not as fun as some people might say. Although rather entertaining in your case ... ^^

Thanks for the laughs.

Felicia.

Algebra 2? Yuck. But next year's going to be worse for me ... honors Trig. *blah*

"Mr. Obregon: (Doing a math problem and talking himself through it) ...Minus 2x... I have negative 4x apples... I ate them..." Really? People who talk to themselves are very funny ... unless it's me.

Crazy, crazy math class ... mine wasn't nearly so exciting. Sadly.

Felicia.

"Mrs. Williams: Now, there were sixty-one of you who got F's in a class you need to graduate! No, -don't- stand up!" That was GREAT. Hurrah for standing at inappropriate moments!

... the kid with the butterfly shirt is my new hero.

"Announcements: (Picks up on the PA) Mrs.--? (Gets cut off)
(Two minutes later)
Announcements: (She comes back on) Hello?! Mr. Zandsky? (Hangs up)
Teacher in the Hall: (Giggling madly; to another teacher) I'm not going to tell her that she's paging the whole school!" ... is this what the teachers get up to when left on their own?

... ok. This 'Jackie' character is crazy.

Yay for quotes and craziness!

Felicia.

I can't tell if this a 'hooray German' chapter or a 'cry because of German' chapter ... it was entertaining either way.

"Mr. Kirk: Asians don't taste good. That's why we like dark meat! (Stares at me)" How very awkward and disconcerting.

"Mr. Kirk: (Showing us random pipes) What kind of pipe is this?
Me: The pipe-y kind.
Mr. Kirk: What is it made out of?
Me: Pipe." Versus those pipes made of cardboard box, right? ^^

"Mr. Kirk: Are you guys trying to be autoerotic? "Shut the truck up"?" I must find a way to throw "shut the truck up!" into conversation ...

"Mr. Kirk: (Turns to Corey) Want to grind my candlestick? (Gives him a candle)
Tom and Me: ...
Me: Ew, that sounds kind of sexual...
Mr. Kirk: Corey, put your wood away!
Corey: Okay, I'll put my wood away and grind your candlestick." That was great. Really, really great ... ^^

Another good chapter. Yay!

Felicia.

"Mrs. Sturtz: Mr. Person is infuriated with the amount of pizza being delivered to this school." Really? How much pizza was being delivered?

"Mrs. Sturtz: As the audience, we are watching a play being performed inside a play watching a play!" What? This is so confusing that it might make sense ... in a weird way.

"Matt: Fidel Castro is dead. He's a robot." I'd like to know what prompted this statement. It's rather hilarious, yes, but ... why?

"Mrs. Sturtz: I got a cold sore breakout. World War 3 on my lip." Heh. Great ending to these. It actually sums up the whole chapter into two nice sentences. ^^

Great selection. I'm looking forward to the other eight chapters, too ...

Felicia.

In response to the "that's REAL homosexual" one ... one of my teachers always tells me things can't have sexual orientation when I say something's gay. For example:

Me: (talking to the program) That box is GAY!
Wilson: (walking past) Boxes don't have sexual orientation.

Once I told him that they did now! because ... well, just because. Sorry; I wanted to share. -_-;;

... wow, great Mock Trial. It really was an extravaganza ... *grins*

Great, great, great quotes. Hooray for gov't and hooray for people saying stupid things! *cheering in the background* Hooray, indeed.

Felicia.

"Zach: Brother Fowles repeatedly rapes our case.
Zach: Up the **." Wow. I'm scared.

"Matt: Mrs. Sturtz, can you stand on your fingers?
Nathan: No! She's not -ninja-!" Sometimes I wish I were a ninja ...

"Matt: The McParagraph is missing the special sauce!" That's a little but amazing.

*applauds* Amazing, once again. You have funny classes. How deos work get done? Ever?! Write on!

Felicia.