But.. but... diet is four letters... o.O I'm so confused!

Apart from that, though, I was exceptionally entertained. It's so true. I feel this same way.

[Why not diet everything? Then diet those things as well! Until you have nothing, absolutely nothing.] Amen! A-freaking-men!! Give me my beverages straight up! xD

Loved it. ;)

Hah. You have got to love the antics of old ladies and their obsession with crossword puzzles and "the youth these days". well done.

-trinity