Wow. Laughed almost all the way through this. ]

It was interesting, too. :)

Good. It sounded like you were talking to another side of your personality. Nice. Do you have an Evil Twin too? I got one & it's a HIM. (sure explains all the testerone though.) Pretty interesting randomness to read. I liked that. When other people go "word vomit", it's usually unconnected stuff like phrases or what-have-you. Overall, doesn't grab my attention, hook, line & sinker, but yours did. Good job, my evil-villain-in-training!

Cheers,

MidNight

Well that certainty was random, but in a completely good way. Though, I think it would probably work better as a poem than as a short fiction piece.

But, ah, the things we can come with when were bored and not quite paying attention. Ha, good work.

-Evil Kittens Unite

That's funny! "There's no Sarah in the house! I know, she got out." Ha ha ha ha ha! What music were you listening to that made you think of this?

Wow. That was like nothing I'v ever read before. Very funny. Yay randomess!

- Animeniac

Ya know...randomness makes the world go 'round!XD I loved that's not a surprise,since I'm random most of time.:P

If you hadn't told me it was randomness, I would think it meant something. I love randomness.

That was funny, randomness is so much fun _