Lol, poor guy.

aha! this was absolutely hilarious. Job well done. I was cracking up with laughter from the very start. Wouldn't mind at all to see a full length story about Dorian!

What I can't quite figure out is why no one has reviewed this story before me! Just the first paragraph is hilarious!

"the necromancer’s escape on Mother’s Day" - totally had me snorting out loud with laughter.

Seriously, this would be a great first chapter to a longer story. I would eagerly follow Dorian around for an entire novel's worth if you ever chose to expand on it. Dorian is a fabulously fun character and this short was an engaging introduction to him.