Beowulf meets Star Trek? Wow. Thanks for a laugh and a shock to the brain.

It isn't in a Celtic accent, it's mock-middle-English. It's probably a ** to understand, but it sure is fun to write.

That was funny as hell.

Gotta love a Scottish Star Trek.

Wow...odd. The spelling is really too much for me. Too confusing, though I can see vestiges of Celtic accent in it, I don't want to dig through it. You have no description, so I can't ground any plot.

Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

. . .aplogees. *shakes head* Sorry. . .it took me a minute to stop laughing enough to remember my password to sign in and all. . .

You're a genius. I don't know how the heck you came up with this, but it's amazing. Even my sister liked it and "Stour Trykk" stuff usually annoys her. *hug* Thanks for making my day!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This is really funny, after I managed to understand what it said. This is a great piece!