He ** the cat?!

Ar har har sorry no not funny. My eyes ** hurt and my friend is mad at me.

Anyway.

Um.

I talk to my cat all the time. I feel crazy when I do it but she's the love of my life and the only one who likes me XD

Love! (can't wait for more btw) xoox

It's a great start.I have to say that I do disagree with out yet-to-be-named protagonist on one thing: cloves are disgusting. Yech, just the thought of the taste- only slightly more appealing than the feared chewing tobacco.. But then again, different strokes...I like it. Now, who's pregnant?-Abbey

Ahh, who's pregnant, when do we find out?!