Very interesting. Trash can art, you have the only stories that can keep me sitting down long enough to read them. Thank you for temporarily curing my ADD. Just kidding, wonderful work though.

These stories are awesome! You do a great job describing the scene and situation with just enough ambiguity that the reader cannot put the pieces together until the end of each chapter. Let me get this straight: your cat arrested you for neglecting him and you share a cell with your guinea pig who knows how to play chess? That's cool! Very original and well-written!

Nice.

I like guinea pigs... Ms. Brown, in her hopeless situation, could probably identify with my guinea pig- my brother and his friends put that little creature through things no living thing should ever have to experience.

Chess... hee hee. Keep it up. Or down, depending on how ganksta you are.

This is delightful :) Have you read the book "The Tales of Mr. Pengachoosa"? One of my favorite childhood books, and it reminds me of this story :) Love this line:

Inevitability is a hard guy to play.

This is nuts. This is funny. Blah blah blah. I'm sure you get the point.

To tell you the truth I don't get it...but it seems like you forgot to feed your cat...

...eh?

weird but... nah, just weird. Funny, but weird.

:) CD

Wow, this is hilarious, I laughed out loud, awe, F33D CH1PPY, really funny. You're a great writer!

Confused Yellow Stallion

woah...this is certainly funny stuff :)F33D CH1PPY??

oh, and thanks for all your reviews on Crimson! You really made my day :)

Wonderfully well written. The connection comes across well, with humor and a tinge of sarcastic sweetness. I love the concept of this. What would animals say if they caught our ear just once. An interesting read.

I will shred this apart, I will show you no mercy, I will... Well, I didn't like the paranthesis. Or parantheses. Or however they're spelled in plural form if there's a different spelling at all. I think it detracts from the story a bit, making it a little less personal, and commas work just fine instead of them. And I do believe it's "baited breath," not "bated breath," but I could be wrong. It just looked funny to me, but probably just because it's not an expression I use... ever, really.

This really makes me glad that I don't have a cat. I also don't think I'll ever get one. I can only see this story happening about a cat, not a dog. A dog loves you even if forget to feed it for a few days. It still wags its tail and pants all over you. But a cat, it owns you. You live for your cat.

Did your cat make you write this?

Ha! This is amusing :) Good write. Have you other pets with which you could drabble for us?

Wow. Teh coolness.

I likes!! This is great... just like your other stuff... quality, humourous writing *nodnod*

Wow. Does that sound wooden and detatched or what. Sorry 'bout that.

I loves!11

I'm scared of all cats now...

"It blinked. 'For two years?'"

Rofl.

And... can I just... um, not taste your delicious bass?

I should be jealous that you dream more about your cat than you do about me, but then again, I'm not a pirate and I don't have a tail, so I guess it's only reasonable that your subconsciousness gravitates towards the being of higher coolness. :deeply saddened:

Melikes the imagery lots. Especially this part:"It leaned into the window and I away until my head connected painfully with the stick shift. We were nose to nose."Because this is always exactly what happens when one is pulled over my a cat in real life. For true.

And I hope your subconsciousness finds what it's looking for. If it's searching for me, tell it to look in your basement.