That was really incredibly funny, in a bizarre way - I was snickering the whole way through. It's honestly very well written for something which could have quickly descended into badly penned crudery. Well done. :)

HAHA! This is so creative and unique; I love it. I honestly have no critique becuase the narrator's voice really works, it's just perfect for the subject matter.

Oh! Wait! I DID just notice something. It's TOW truck, not toe truck :P We all slip sometimes.

Good job! =)

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No words for this. NO WORDS.

Keep it up.

hah! that was good!