"But what really matters is that he made a friend. And that's worth an entire lifetime of shame and severe agony." Ha ha ha, it sure is, it sure is...

i read the whole thing and i have ADD, so that tells you you did a good job. the title intrigued me. the phrase "high school freshman gary coleman" probably hasn't been uttered before, but thanks to you, the phrase has had its 15 minutes of fame. thanks.

Ha ha ha ha... i am still laughing over this. Are you planning on continuing? Please say yes!