Oh My Geez! It's so amazingly true that I just stared at the screen when I was done reading it for a moment in total awe.

"And when you push me,

then point out I have no breasts;

oh baby, that's a turn-on.

You're really gonna convince me with that pick-up line. . ."

These lines are...just wow. It's what guys do. I hate that. They expect you to like them despite the fact that they're not happy with your figure and point it out. Guys suck.

"Don't expect to ever wake beside me.

A friend who lost his head over horomones. . ."

It really sucks when you lose a friend over something stupid, and this really is his stupid fault. I love that you stand up for yourself and say that he's not going to be the one.

thats right "damn your rationality"

XD i dont know wether to be appaled or laughing my ass off on my carpet.

but you have quite the mouth on you dear,and i LOVE the ahahhahah

I love this... the concept on mini-adults and the point is so true... powerful and well written... and unfortunately true a lot... nice sarcasm

well as far as expressing your blunt sentiment (which we all have to do sometimes) goes, this is a success...unfortunately I'm much more intrigued by subtlety so while your overt emotion doesn't thrill me, I certainly dig the constant pointing out of what girls and guys are...yea I liked that. Either you're good at putting yourself in people's shoes, or you've been hurt in your lifetime...either way I sympathize with your narrator...and that's coming from a guy...we are all victims of our carnal instincts...and what a shame that is...for it inhibits us from seeing what truly makes us special.