Okay, you win. You can use the idea that I thought of in the shower, planned out while I slept, and wrote in about 15 minutes before the night it was due, because you'll probably make it better. And yet, somehow more disgusting.

I dig the ending of the chapter.

"They think I’m supposed to be some mixture of parent, mentor, friend, and plain teacher. Wrong, kids. I’m here to only to do the third, because that’s what the board says..."

Shouldn't it be, "I'm here only to do the fourth..."? Unless I completely misunderstood that entire paragraph...

Ahthisislongbye.