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Bittersweet and funny, like the conversational tone.

Haha, this was cute. ^^ I feel bad for Claire, and I think the narrator is a jerk for not telling her the truth. But he's very cute with Johnny (is that his name?), and I liked the way you wrote this, like it was one long dialogue.

OMG THIS IS ADORABLE TOO! OMG, k i gtg. LATAZ!

Haha, this is really amusing, but kind of twisted. I actually had no idea there was suppose to be a dialouge thing going on until the thing about the anniversary. Then I had to go back and re-read everything. God, I'm such an idiot. LOL. Love this.

Really love the way you wrote this, never read anything like this. Very awesome.

Ahaha, Trunchbull, hm, the fat chick with the riding crop and the creepy ass closet? Nope, wouldn't do Rose if she was my secretary either! Such a gross image...

I feel bad for Claire, but hey, marriage :is: better than "I don't like you, bitch, I was fuckin' a male minor." Kudos on that one, narrator person.

I love the way this was written. The one-sided conversation thing, it's very amusing and still manages to have imagery so kudos this time to you on that one.

"Where's my shirt? Pants...? How the hell did they get there?" Gosh, I wonder. Well, at least that proves the manstress (male + mistress = manstress logically) is at the very least a very ...passionate! lover.

The pie thing sounded adorable, especially the "Am not. Am not. Am not!" which I completely saw an nice lookin' businessman spouting off like a child but with serious eyebrows, you know what I'm saying? Sort of like when you watch a movie but someone says something really cheesy but still has a serious face...Yeah.

It's a cute little one-shot. Definitely got a laugh outta me.

Haha, Great monologue! Love it!

This was a good piece, funny too. Although not for wife, but okay. I really liked the style, took a bit of concentration but in its chaos very realistic. wonderful.

that was sweet ^^

I love the style this one is written in. *nods*

Oh and no worries! I love being able to read your work before everyone else. :)

Yay, that was shibby.

I was confused for half, I don't find many books written in first person and don't read online stories often. But I figured it out, I think, and it was fun to read. I liked the two almost overlapping story line type things. OR I sound like and idiot, not sure!! But good job and all that.

AH I LOVED MATILDA!

XD This was weird...I enjoyed it though.

So in regards to your question... It's 12:34 AM here right now.

xoxoxo

That was so cute xD A little confusing at first, 'cause I didn't know what was going on... but still, awesome. (heart)