Heehee, I like that one.

metaphor? no, i wont ask, never ask the poet what the poem means.i do like it alot!

Cleverly written. I like it.

However short that was, it was really good. It was like Ogden Nash good. [he did 'candy is dandy but liquor is quicker']. I hope I have enough room on my favorite stories list to add this.

Haha. I've thought about that before.