Wonderfully morbid. I love it!

That last line = the best ever.

This is awesome in a major way! I love the all the images you brought to mind... very gory in a good way. :)

this just crushed my heart. i love it. i'm not sure if that's the type of feeling you had when you wrote this, but i'm hoping i'm right.

Thanks for your review, it pleased me in ways no man, woman, or child has ever been able to before (disturbing thought, isn't it?) Anyhoo...I thought this was awesome in a pure genious sort of way. At first, with all the grotesque images, I thought...hm...this is disgusting, but in a good way! I like it! Then I got to the last 3 lines, and thought: oh (bleep) I love it! "Fix your tie love. We have company over." I could make sweet love to that line.