LOVE the last sentence. I like your original poem as well - thought it may have been put in the wrong category before I realised there was more to it than that. Excellent~

ahaha! that was GREAT. I love the 'internal difficult position' part :)

l. m. a. o.

i've done this before, actually. i used babelfish to try and learn how to say "grow a mustache" in spanish but it turned out as "a mustache grows," which isn't nearly as fun to say with too many exclamation points.

The binary fission part was pretty hilarious. I rather like: "What is the help sob cicatrisation" too, though. :D

What a great idea. I love putting things in translators for fun, but I never thought to do a poem. Very funny!