Reviews for ICE CUBES: Frigid Assassins

Reviews For: ICE CUBES: Frigid Assassins

c00kiemon 2007-11-12 ch 1,	abuseThis is a certain "re-read story" for me. Each time I read this story I will bathe in the knowledge that I will never be a victim of "The Shift" or "The Lunge" ever again after reading this. Not to mention that this was hilariously funny as well.
Arick Payth 2007-01-26 ch 1,	abuseI never knew how evil ice cubes really were. I hate it when the perform The Dam, the cold burns my skin. But now I'm prepared. Thank you!
Marian Heart 2006-12-28 ch 1,	abuseI really ought to print this out and keep it on the freezer and in my purse. XD I have experienced e.v.e.r.y. s.i.n.g.l.e. one of these attacks - especially the meltdown. Thankfully, I was not drinking ice water while reading this. It would have resulted in some major gagging and snorking. Did I just say snorking? o.O Maybe I meant snorting...
lux in tenebris 2006-12-28 ch 1,	abuseHaha- that's hilarious! I love your sarcastic style of writing. My brother used to write for our high school newspaper, and I used to love his articles (they always attempted to be serious, but in teh end made everyone fall out of their chairs, laughing)... your writing is giving me flashbacks. And I would like to say this: I read your profile, and I wanted to thank you for saying straight-out that your writing will have no profanity or sexual content. I wish more people would do that (not just say it, but DO it).
Orual 2006-10-19 ch 1,	abuseThat was hilarious. I'm well acquianted with the shift. Crescent cubes are dangerous in and of themselves; I've choked more than a few times. Great job!
Marajohuiki 2006-09-27 ch 1,	abuseThis is so funny. It reads like any normal manual would, and I thought it wasn't going to be funny at all, but it really was. I'll never look the same way at icecubes again.
Sting Ferdinand 2006-09-23 ch 1,	abuseWow. You're Mr. Satire for a reason! You should update yourself to Master of Satire or Guru Satire. That was awesome, and completely true! Nice.
Xn-v 2006-09-16 ch 1,	abuseYou are a very talented writer. =] I don't think I've ever read anything like this before - I loved it! It made me laugh. =D
Toothache 2006-08-26 ch 1,	abuseI'll be very careful from now on. Who knew ice cubes could be so dangerous!? Awesome "manual". I just had to laugh at some parts. Haha. Great job.
awannabewriter 2006-08-22 ch 1,	abuseOnce again, you make me laugh. THANK YOU! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!
EmptynessFilled 2006-08-20 ch 1,	abuseUm...I'm sorry, man. This has got to be your absolutely most useless story yet. Not to say it's bad, it's just slightly boring and a little on the long side. But it rejuvinates itself at the end, making up for it's shortcomings. Consider it the "Batman Forever" of your stories. I mean, comparing it to Darkness, it's a slouch. BTW, Change The World will be updated tomorrow! Awesome!
WinterDeity 2006-08-19 ch 1,	abuseyou smart person you! i'm glad i'm not the only one to realize the ice cube's potential dangers...although my diversion tactics are not as advanced as yours, they still...nevermind, they don't work at all, but -yours- are amazing! you have finally foiled the wretched existence of the ice cube! hehe, delightfully well-written! as always, i loved it! ~Winter~
sensitiveangel 2006-08-19 ch 1,	abuseI can use these tips! The Shift gets me every time at restarants and then I have to descreetly mop up my lap with my thin little napkin. I thouroughly enjoyed this.

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