Great! It made me giggle at the end when I thought of all the times I've wanted to drown boring family gatherings out!

very true

wow your writing is like a breath of freash air. mister ipod, hehe. i love the humour and its so true.

an escape device?

nice..

LOL

interesting way of putting that. keep on going.

You've created a good image in this haiku and your feeling is evident. You brought it all thorugh wonderfully. Great work, I like this a lot!