Oh my god! :D This story is absolutely precious!! Haha, I can see him being like the opposite of a comic hero you know? Out there to make people kill themselves ^^ Aw, but I like him anyway. Wearing a suit too? Indicates power and hopefully some sort of intelligence (which I think he has. Not everyone with a suit has that though...)
Good one!

Hilarious!

El oh el! Oh my god! I f-ing love this story.