Ah, I see you covered the horrible netspeak here. Really, it hurts me to read the examples. But I laughed.

I was laughing the whole time, seriously. Really, really, nicely done. This kind of work shows the absolute mastery of the writer over writing, even allowing for "fake" horrible writing that sounds positively true, even though you know the writer is really good.

This is going on my favorites! D Nicely done! Nice comedic element.

Quite comical :D Though, what does the AN that you stick in mean? Good stuff, though..

CheersTammi