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C Shot
2008-10-03
ch 1,
abuseElron Hub-Ard.


Enough said.
Written
2008-03-02
ch 1,
abusespot on! good work :) I think it's brill, and while I like tolkien, I'm glad someone else noticed how white (cough hack) the protagonists were...
lili brik
2007-02-26
ch 1, anon.
abusethe term Japindiochinalayonesiastan alone made this worth reading. not a bad satire of the loathsomeness of teenage interests in general...
Shorthand
2007-02-04
ch 1,
abuseWow. That was beautiful. And I'm not being sarcastic - compared to most of the stuff in the fantasy section, that actually was beautiful. And incredibly hilarious too, I might add.

Samurai with a musket, the land of Generica, and Malgoth the Emo Bard would have to be my favorites. It's too bad you weren't around when they wrote Epic Movie. This stuff is priceless.

You are a literary genius. :P

-Elisha
Kohlomere
2007-01-04
ch 2,
abuseOh my, that was funny. I guess you have a beef with what FP authors have done with the fantasy genre. Well, great job. Please oh please update soon, E.
Eternity's Voice
2006-11-20
ch 2,
abuseAt times I find this hilarious. Then it descends into, quote, "Guy Humor." Bleagh. Of course -I- have an off-and-on penchant for castration gags, so maybe we're even.

I love your references to the fourth wall, bad accents, stereotypical makeup of quest parties, and...-shudders- Emo. What is up with those kids, anyway? Not that I'm uninterested in the true depths of human emotion, but...uh, note the words 'true,' 'depths,' and, hey, this one's kinda über-important, 'of.'

...Heh.

Really, though. It's called humanity.

Just one thing before I go. I don't get your problem with Tolkien. Me, I just, y'know, never bothered to read him.

Have a great night,
—E.V.
Radio Saturday
2006-11-16
ch 2,
abuseHarron, this is sick, perverted and disgusting. It's also exactly the right thing to pull me out of the annoyed funk that listening to neo-medieval music has put me in to (it was for a review; I had no choice).

This is pretty tasteless, though. And yet... Tolkeinfuhrer cracked me up. So true.

It's such a shame, what so many lousy writers can do to a perfectly good genre. You should check out M. John Harrison, if you haven't already.
Monev11235
2006-10-28
ch 2,
abuseS*, my character ROCKZSZS! Haha. Yeah, a bit over-the-top.

And when you began describing Dumpster Freddy (before you named him), I actually muttered, "Oh *" out loud.
Agathon
2006-10-21
ch 1,
abuseWrong on so many levels...yet so right. I had hopes of a little more subtlety though, as if you were trying to pass it off as entirely serious and professional. That would probably be the only thing you could change to make it funnier. And, sadly, it would probably be even better than the stories you're making fun of.
Lccorp2
2006-10-20
ch 1,
abuseHarr.

Karan the Novelist:

*Giggle*

*Hiss*

*Roars*

More on the absurd side than what my creator writes, but good work! You actually made him laugh, and that's worth something! I don't really recognize the fantasy tropes you tried to point out, but hey...the ridiculousness made up for it all. you might want to write about some common fantasy tropes, not DnD but in published books. That'd sure draw in the crowds like my creator.
ebonyfire17
2006-10-19
ch 1,
abusewell...it definitely is warped.
and yet this story cracks me up...
good work
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