Haha! This was great. Some of it was really clever. Other parts were sort of lost in the wordiness of long sentences... try to tighten up your prose, especially where a punch line is concerned. The ending wasn't bad, but it wasn't as funny as the beginning. You never even mentioned how his cutting off his thumb scared the people in the elevator, so it was like his death was wasted!

Otherwise, this was really funny and fun to read, of course!

Have you ever considered having some of your stories published? You're a riot.

Dear misterfuzzums_EXTREME,
I would just like to say that you never cease to make me laugh! You day-brightener, you! Trying a new style? At times it was a bit wordy, a bit awkward, but I don't doubt you'll get the hang of it. Um... I mus' say I don't quite ge' th' ending. A little odd... even for the misterfuzzums_EXTREME.

ANYWAYS, ops! Left caps lock on. :D Enjoy ur day!

Wow... Another looney epic from one of the funniest men on the planet. Or at least, I think from this planet. lol Great use of the surprise ending - assuming people don't scroll down too far and see what was about to happen; I'm curious who Davis' Friends (who called him STD) were - he didn't seem to have any in the story.

Keep writing, my friend!

I'd have to say this is the best "guy who lives in an elevator" story I've ever read. Short and sweet. Like a pancake.

Umm...okay...trying to decide if I love it or hate it...

Well, I loved the beginning. Laugh-out-loud, feel-good story of the year, definatly.