haha wow LOL! I think i just died laughing reading this :-3

I loved this!! You did a great job. :P Totally hilarious...

"OMG! Your writing ROX! Please review mine!"

I just lost 20 I.Q. points typing that.

Anyway, I laughed the entire way through this.

Now I'm gonna go change my penname to pixiechan (even though I don't write poetry) and add my address and area code to my profile because I've always wanted a stalker :)

haha... loved it.

absolutely fantastic. i loved the sarcasm and the slight truth in that! great!

That's terrible! It was funny but you can't just plagiarize writing like that!

Ahahahahahaha!
Oh my gosh I couldn't stop laughing! That was awesome! I loved it! Too funny!
~Eshana

Haha this is so funny!! XD Love it!

LMAO

NEVER EVER PUT UP YOUR OWN WRITING.

ahahaha epic.

"omg taht wuz zo funny. Review my stuff now!" *snort*

I did get a kick out of this and actually decided to read it because one of my absolute favorite writers on fictionpress took ALL of her stuff down because of these thieving **. (Oops now I'm going to get that edited.) *end rant*

When I saw there was a chapter two I thought, "How can there be a second part to this?" Those two sentences made me lose it. I really needed that laugh today. So, thank you. :)

i am rolling on the floor dying reading this! pure genius it tis. i made my username back in my darker days, and i love the part about emo usernames

XOXO, emmy

Heehee, that was cute, and a good idea to boot! O.O Just kidding. Loved it, though; loved it, loved it, loved it.

totes ma goats amazing and wit-tastic.

was this by chance inspired by the writings of kawa11nek0241?

So I know this is at least two years after this came out. But I thought it was hilarious... and me being the sarcastic horrible person that I am, loved it. Ahh the joys of parodies.

Oh my gosh, lol! That's so effing funny!! Cheers, mate.

Cool! Hilarious. Haha ;D