LMAO! I agree, vampires are rather overdone; I don't really have a problem with them though, provided whoever is writing them keeps them evil, and doesn't make them horny teenagers. I must keep reading this!

these are hilarious! I love it. I totally agree with you, vampire and angel stories are far to many in population (more so vampires thanks to Stephanie Meyers.) thanks for a fun read.

LOL omg that was HILARIOUS

I forgot to mention...I LOVED THE HERPES LINE!! Naive floozy and "What were your parents smoking" were good too. Please, write more spoofs! The angel one didn't make me laugh as hard, but it was still hilarious. Who would've thought angels got hangovers? (I don't read many angel stories, so if they all do ignore my last sentence)

I really shouldn't have read this in our school library...I was laughing so loud I was banned for the last couple of days from using it, and our witch librarian already hates me. Cynicism should be appreciated; even though I usually like most vampire stories and am actually in the process of writing one, this was really good, and I enjoyed it a lot. Great job!

I happen to love vampire stories, romance ones, that is.. Not to say that I did not love this! I laughed my butt off! This is hilarious. You should get a job as a comedian or as a comic writer, this is fantastic! A+ #1 and all that rot.

haha again its too damn funny. when i said to read my story. don't. please. no reason. God my sides hurt from laughing...

HAHAHA... Ive got herpes! Thats funny! Muahaha! I wanna stop laughing but i cant! Hehe, well nicely done... If you want to read my story i would be flattered if you don't i dont care, you're funny as hell.

OH MY GOD THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE READ ON FP! LIKE, U SHOULD WRITE A COLLECTION OF SPOOFS LIKE THAT AND PUBLISH THEM!
"I'm a naive floozy!"
"...as is the duty of soap opera-esque heroines like myself"
-some of my favorite parts!

oh my god that's fucking hilarious! normally i would hate u for a angel spoof but that is just, wow!

Haha, I love it! 'Alas, it can never be, for I eat people like you.' Utterly brilliant.

Ha ha, vampire stories AND angel stories suck. You are my hero, dude. I hope you win the lottery or something. I want you to mentally high-five me when you get this.

they were... interesting! lol. a good laugh, different from all the shit about vampires && angels you normally read... i agree though, the vampire line is too over-used.
Now, i may write vampire stories myself, but the characters are strictly teenagers and havent lived two-f*in-hundred years.
but interview with a vampire is a story line so commonly used and it just gets really boring

well, that was a lot of shit. but anyways, what i baically want to say is, GO YOU!!

Ah, Choppy-san, maybe your true calling is to write drunken angel stories. Or at least stories about drunken chicks who are supposed to be guardians (A la Michiko).

Beautiful, although I am a little disappointed that you decided not to continue with your other cliches.

Haha. Stand up! Speak out against crappy cliche poorly-written vampire stories!