Damnit, I had a gifunktic review all up and ready and fictionpress goes all ghetto on my **.

Okay. Basic gist--you are a genius in the sexual humor department [and all others, too, of course]; I want to play twister with you sometime; you would give Freud a run for his money.

But Paul has most certainly told you that plenty of times. xD

hahaha. i love it! great surprise at the end. consider revising the title in order to make that surprise greater though. bravo!