haha! this is hilarious! I must say the last one from the first part is my favorite. You have such good wit! I wish I was as funny as you.

The Clark Gable and the poppies ones were my favorite. Funny!!

i liked this one more than the 2nd, but less than the first. i'd have to say my favorite stanza of this chapter was

'Amethyst’s purple
So is grape jam
Frankly, my dear,
I don’t give a… darn.'

it made me laugh.

Oh, my goodness. Those last two lines were simply classic! The last stanza, especially, made me laugh. It was the most reminiscent of the original poem, and the most blunt, which I think is what I like about it. Now I just have to memorize it and find a suitable occasion...

Aw, I knew they'd get together!

Could it be over?...

Sounds like a match made in heaven

Nice, I like these. I really like how some of them are cold and indifferent or just plain mean, and how some of them are almost funny. My favorites were the Halloween one and the Clark Gable one. Great work and keep writing.

This is pretty funny, especially the first part. It was simpler and truer to the original verse, also the rhymes were better. In the second part they were sometimes iffy or non-existent, however, I think I would have to wait for the third part to see if it works out. This reminds me of Fruits Basket with Kagura and Kyo! Or maybe with Tohru, but anyway, I'll stop blabbering. The bluntness of the responses made me laugh, I'll be waiting on the third part!

i liked it, but not as much as the first.

hee hee, mad me laugh. very clever.