Oh my goodness, you had me holding my breath. It's terrible that it's a true story, but so wonderful that the man kept his life. And as a side note, if it isn't too much trouble, I would appreciate it if you took a look at my story.

Oh my! That poor, stupid, stupid, drunk man! Good thing the table was there! God was watching out for him even when he was drunk!

Ooh, crazy.
That is considered horror though it doesn't have the gore and guts and blood and crap that people believe that makes a good 'horror' now a days.
Nice, I like it.

The big "What If". Heh.