you made a mistake. we never graduated from homo falldownus.

hanukkah is spelled with two k's. i think.

hahaha I like very much. 5/5

konban wa

LoL. This reads like a Dave Barry book. *grin* It was enjoyable, just a little something to break up my night. It can be improved, of course, mostly with better syntax and better use of vocabulary; but it wasn't bad. :)

"America is that place where the Indians used to live. America was founded on principles like all men are created equal, do what feels good, and don’t get involved in a land war in Asia (well, maybe not those last three)."

Actually, I think, "Well, maybe not those last FOUR," would be more accurate. After all, the only men that were equal were white Europeans. What happened to black, Indian, Mexican, etc.? But, eh, that's just my argumentative side arguing again. This was really excellent; you should add more. :)

Zaijen

-Shan-

Hahaha! I think an excess of Phlegm caused the decline of Europe...anyway, great job, but don't mock the Locke. Life, liberty and property-Tommy Jefferson stole them. No wonder America's so lax about intellectual property. Good job, E.

If you ever write a math text book, send it to me... and my teachers. That'd be fun. I could help you- postulates & theorems & junk. Ok. :) I liked it. Funny.

I one-hundred-and-ten percent agree with Da Vinci down there. You should definately make it into a textbook, going over every aspect. It would be a Best Seller, hands down. I loved this, especially endnote #4 and the 'not a homo' part.

Amazing

haha good stuff. Just watch out for grammatical errors

AHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THIS! AMAZING! You should certainly make a textbook out of this. PUFAFFAFAFAFAFAFA. LAUGHS FALLING OFF CHAIR.

This is amusing, in a strange way.