... Can I first and foremost proclaim you a genius? X)

I loved flipping through this story- 'specially liked the MySpace one XD

Thanks for writing this!

-doo7749

Haha, what?

How is Neopets "Satan-possessed", and how (if you've never laid hands on a Neopet), do you have any idea what it's like?

Also, the rhyming in this poem (or lack thereof) makes my eyes bleed.

"We make beautiful origami with the ugly paper that is your face."
I will walk around quoting you for the rest of the day.

what's a neopet? I think my brother has one and it kept me up all night!

idiot, I hate you. Creationists do science, we're the majority now a days.

I like the Coke and Pepsi ads. But it's not as funny as Darwin's beard. LOL

LOL. Darwin had a funny beard!! By the Republican Party?! LOL

Poor guy... ^-^

I know, do crazy people!

so funny, but true. its sad how the truth is often laughable sometimes. i think it would be cool if you wrote one in chat language. you know like omg i x3 that ulta cute sk8er boi!! xD I don't talk or type like that, just so that everyone knows.

write one about how neopets is taking over the youth. its ridiculous. my brother plays it for hours on end; he'll rot his eyes until it sags out of his sockets. its translated into about a jazillion different languages and almost everyone i know has played it at one point in their life. its the global standardization of culture, how sad.

haha i love this one. you're songs are amazing! how long do you spend on them?

Good! I like the notes at the end, they add funnies to it.
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Okay, now as I've read all of these sweet little anthems, I shall post a proper review. Your inbox will be full of me right now, and you will be looking on in HORROR.

Ahem.

This series is amazing, and your I hope your going to post more, because I love it when people make fun of shit, and you do it without sounding cocky and pompous. You should do one on Barbie. Or Head-on (apply directly to the forehead!)or internet porn. Or disgusting microwaveable lunches. (All things I hate...blegh)

Anyway, love all of these... fexcellent job, and yeah, you rule.

-Fever

Pepsi is evil. Coke is the original gangster since they invented Santa Claus and those floofy polar bears that drink Coke on the floes. Your an amazing humor writer, off to read more...