Lovely, I absolutely love this. *Smiles brightly* You deserve a big fat cyber cookie! I love this so much. haha.

Ah, this one i love. I like the satirical, sarcastic voice in which you wrote it. It was fun in aguilty pleasure kind of way. Again with the pictures you induce with your words, they're great. :D

LOL! That was very strange. Very amusing. I like "the refreshing scent" of ", poisonous fumes."

Positively wonderful. Had me laughing from beginning to end. Loved it darling. Keep up the good work.

Love the bit about 'situational suicide'. classic :-)