I agree with you on the issue of one man marrying several women, but not the dog. The dog is a pet and does not have such rights however you put it.

Ha, awesome, and scary... you do make a point, why not?

your pieces AND the reviews are HILARIOUS :D
I really hope you write more!

Been at college for the last two years, busy getting on with real life. To that end, I'm not as vitriolic as I used to be. I suppose I'm just getting old. Or maybe it's not worth it anymore.

It's not the same anymore, but I just can't let go for good.

Sometimes all you need is a little literary masturbation.

And dude, where have you been?

very well a little strange at first i was like ah WHAT? but then i laughed.

Of all your essays that I've read so far, this one had me in stitches. I really enjoyed this one...you make good points and I loved how you put them--in that sort of semi-sympathetic sincere way. Love it.

I give you a thumbs-up on this one!

Is it bad i enjoy the reviews as much as your writing? One can't help but wonder what kind of person you are in person. Never the less, i do enjoy reading you writing, keep it up.

i don't care what anyone says...you are amazing.

You truly intrigue me. Do you actually write?

It's actually the 21st Thursday; please check your facts next time.

It amazes me how you can seem so very seriuos. Oh dear, perhaps you are serious. Well, let's not think like that, that would sure be a wonder. I actually found this quiet amusing, I'm thinking that most people do find your work funny. I really should read more of it. Well, I did enjoy this. The only comment I have is that I'm not sure it is possible for you to be Hitler's grandson, though I would hardly be surprised. Please, don't take that as a compliment. Haha.

glad to see a few writers from the early days of fictionpress still write. and hear u thought god struck you all down, yeesh.

I think you men to subcategorize this piece as general/humor, not general/supernatural.

Quite amusing and fluent, but the title is a little strong for the image this essay gave. The essay attacks the debate more than the idea of gay rights, and the title may give the wrong impression. Other than that, the essay is strong as a whole and seems to address many aspects of the issue with biting wit. Well done.

(Nitpick: "kanines" should be canines)