This is funny, it's offensive.

I agree completely. Nowadays all I've been labeled is a heathen, and it's starting to get quite frustrating. That and when people try to convert me. Endlessly. Day after day. Quite trying, I tell you...

One way ticket to Hell? Shoot, I thought I was born in Hell lol. Kansas is as close as it comes. Heheh very insightful essay however.