I've always wanted to throw snobs off of buildings

Is it too late to mention that it is:
-completely stupid
-utterly senseless
-hilarious

Thx for the review one of mine. ;)

Random...i got rid of my random stories because nobody reviewed them (no, i am not putting them back on). I love random humor...*smiles stupidly*.lol

Nice. I liked the part about the car and the total randomness of the beginning.

"Poor building didn't have a name. I cried for 1 second. There. I'm all better."

First of all, I would like to say that that line was completely and totally hilarious. It was just plain great.

But, I also have to add that you're supposed to write out the numbers unless it takes longer than three words to write them out when you're writing a story. No big deal, just a piece of advice from a grammar freak.

And the elevator was really funny.

Keep writing,

-Freaky

LOL FUNNY!

I'm (seriously) adding you to my favourite authors list!

HAHA this story was so funny, especielly this;

"It was a building completely unknown. Poor building didn't have a name. I cried for 1 second. There. I'm all better."

HAHAHAHAHA U CRAZY ONE! And take crazy as a compliment, cause people who can act crazy rox!! yaay!

I must say its different then what I usually read. But laughter is good for ya. I'm glad you looked me up. Hope to see more of your work here. Keep up the great work asnd thanks for the reviews. God Bless!

this seems like a very happy dream

In the words of the remaining snobs, LIKE, OMIGOD. *Goes back to elevator*

I LOVE THIS STORY! GREAT JOB!

It was stupid.
It was random.
I loved it.
So meh, not what you expected huh? Please feel free to kill more snobs. They need to have those stickes surgically(and painfully) removed from their asses.