I giggled.

this was so creatively done, and its true also! i love the way it was written, just everything about this. so good!

This is quite cute, I love your formatting. Few little pointers, I think the first line would work better split up ie:

melodrama is best
captured in quotes

to create a double meaning within it.

Also perhaps move the last line away from the first section to emphasis it even further. Just an idea.

Otherwise quite good.

.:midnight:.