This is so random. I love how you seem to just type EXACTLY whatever comes to mind, no real editing. Editing would totally ruin this. It's just like a constant stream of thought, one of those daydream moments caught on paper. I love reading stuff like this, and you capture it so well. Haven't found a story like this on fictionpress, like, ever. FANTASTIC job, once again. Continue soon? Pretty please? Don't force it or anything, but might I bribe you? I have cookies. Vegan cookies, but cookies nevertheless. You know you're curious ;-)

lmao -- Hemogoblin. That is so damn clever! I didn't even get it at first, like "I get the goblin part, but hemo...?" and then was like "Wait. Hemoglobin is blood..." And burst out laughing. This is so great! It all flows so well, and the names of people and places "Illsville" are all just priceless. I love this. Definitely being added to my Favorites. CONTINUE this, definitely, when you have time.

xoxo

Bonjela, huh? Interesting... I liked it. Update soon...

Ph3ar the Hemogoblin and his powers of blood clotting! Oh, wait...well, an amusing story anyway.

So 5'3" is short, huh? I used to think I was 5'3, at least until today. Turns out I'm only 5'1 or something... yeah, I think the scale's lying, anyways... I like it. A nice, easy read that seems humorous... Anyways, can't wait to read more.