Haha, hope you don't mind me spamming your inbox.

OHMYGOD. YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR. WTF IS THIS, HUH? Amazing work, that's what! You **, always degrading yourself. -__- "Oh, I'm not capable enough! I'm a ** for spreading the word about my works." I'mma kick you in the balls if I ever meet you, BN, because this piece seriously kicks **.

I mean, it weaves effortlessly between humor and sadness, you know? I want to be like, "Oh, man." But at the same time, I want to laugh. It is AMAZING. What I want to know, though, is how the hell you sound so ghetto in these fictions. e_e I've NEVER met a ruckus-causing Asian before, LMAO. That's because I'm sheltered, you see. Sheltered like a stale box of crackers, ahahah

Ahem. Anyways. My favorite line out of them all has GOT to be this one: "Eleven generations of a punch square in the nose hit him, which God found quite hilarious." AHAHAHAHAH ohsnap you got owned, Juan Jr. (Though it'd be better if you switched it around, methinks. To make it more effective. :) "Eleven generations of a punch hit him square in the nose...")

MAN I'm never going to trust anything you say again, lmfao

-Nghi