Interesting direction you're taking. Of course, still with cats. Are you going to continue this?

Speaking of which, dear God, we haven't talked in like 5 ot 6 years. How are you?

It's thought-provoking I guess. I don't see how you couldn't find a title, but maybe it's for a good reason. I don't really know, but it seems good, in context, and I didn't find any mistakes, I think it's pretty good personally. :) Very interesting.

Wow, creepy, intriguing. Good. Keep writing.