wow... that is interesting i feel bad for the old bumb having to chase you off all the time. haha well i guess it's not so bad cause i still miss hanging out with you and everyone else.

you forgot to mention the part about walking through the snow for six miles to get to school.
this isn't appropriate for grandchildren to read. I therefore give it an M rating, for messed up.

Now eat your peas... Such a fitting way to end this poignant story. ^_^; It was cute. It made me smile, which I'm sure was your intent. :D

YES. FOR THE WIN.