lol great oneshot. Keep writing.

-Decoris-

another wonderful story! i enjoyed reading it!

I like.
It's different in a way, but in a good way.
I really liked it.
:)

Guinness *is* good. Sorry, I just felt the need to agree with you there.

K, you have weird dreams :P But really, it made for a great one-shot. Very funny. Very well written too...sure there were some odd grammar things, but nothing big there.

One question though, James mentioned that that night in jail, so the whole pebbles on window thing happened stumbling home for jail in the morning...? I didn't quite get the timing of everything, which I guess kinda works if you're looking through the piss drunk main character's eyes :D

I loved the tone. Absolutely adored it. The stream of consciousness/rant tone was well executed.

Awesome job once again.

Danica

XD, i think i burst out laughing in that. he was so wasted... -laughs-... and anyway, u still write really really well, though it wasn't my favorite of your pieces. I still your loose writing, something like Withered Rose and Fiat Lux, know what i mean?

Well, good as always, talk to you soon.

TAD

Dude, you have no idea how freaky this is. Yesterday, while I was procrastinating and pretending I DIDN'T have shit loads of college work to be getting on with, I clicked on the the just-in section and had a look down. I saw the summary for this story and thought, wow, this looks pretty interesting, then I saw who the author was and was like, double yay! Now even more reason to read it.

So to answer your question, yes I do read others work, I'm just really picky and a rather stingy reviewer (because of the fact that I'm picky) and I feel a little ashamed of that actually. I mean, the amount of people who take the time and effort to review me, I really should find a way to return that favour in some way. Damn lack of time. So anyway, the point is that you don't have to worry about asking me to read your stuff, I would have eventually gotten around to doing it anyway :) Although I warn you, if it isn't already glaringly obvious, I ramble like fuck and don't stop, and most of the time it has absolutely no relation to anything. So yeah. Fuck, shut up Emma! I talk too much.

Now, I will actually REVIEW before I rip my brain out.

I actually really liked this. It's well written, and you've reviewed me enough times for me to get a grasp on your personality, and it really shines through your writing, which is cool. James seems like your run of the mill guy, apart from the fact that he's still a virgin (so, SO rare) and he is rather funny to read. I like his character. Especially when he's bladdered. Peeing in mailboxes? I REALLY hope you've never woken up to your mail like THAT before. So not cool.

And I'm just taking a minute to be completely pathetic and say yay! Because the object of his affection (and apparent horniness) is my name sake. It's weird, Emma is quite a poular name here, yet I don't often see stories that use it. Meh.

"“Lets make love in the backyard!” I told her breathlessly after the kiss."

HAHAHA. WHAT a proposition. I mean damn, she should have taken that up. How can one resist an idiotic (yet surprisingly endearing) guy, in the middle of a hangover, professing that they do it for the first time on the garden. How romantic :P

Yeah, very cool one shot. I must check out the other things you have up at some point, but I'm procrastinating again right now and really need to get back to work. I like it a lot anyways. Anyway, I know you'll probably end up reviewing my next chapter (because you're so wonderfully consistent), so I'll end up talking to you again on Saturday most likely :)

Ciao!

lmao, loved it!

Interesting! I disliked the boy from almost the very first moment though, but he's oh-so-amusing to read! All in all, a very amusing little story. His father's comment at the end there was neatly placed: Not in my backyard!" XD Even if I dislike the boy, I like the fact that he's so...male and not femme like many of the story-boys are.

And Happy late Valentine to you too, love!