"...One year detention"

lmao.

Haha! I am so using that excuse one day.

"Where is your homework?"
"You know, the most remarkable thing happened to me the other day..."

Hehe :D Good job! This is great.

That is the most amazing and elaborated piece of B.S. I have ever heard in my entire life! The only other thing I've heard that can anywhere close to that was "I didn't do my homework because I was too busy playing my bagpipes." BRAVO!
--Shookie Smiles Sweetly

I simply LOVE the last line. XD Good job!

lol! this was an absolutely fantastic story! hilarious and so well written, the ending seriously tricked me since i wasnt expecting that. honestly, this was totally brilliant ;) keep at it,

~mez~