Hahaha! Very funny and creative! I almost feel sorry for your English teacher, because who could argue with that? I loved it!

I love this! ^^ Very creative, imaginative, and funny. You worded this flawlessly! Excellent job!

hee. i'm so using that.

LOL
omg, so hilarious.

i'm still a big fan of, "i fell down a well and had to wait for lassie to rescue me..." :p