Hehe, this was fun and I enjoyed it! I especially liked the bit about Donut the gerbil-thing. Oh, and this bit about Kate: "Thankfully we’ve convinced her to start wearing underwear, so now when she does it, she has to fuss with a bra, and we can run out of the room before she can get it off. She isn’t a fan of hooks." I loved the last line as well :)