Nice. I completely agree with the summary; I'm not a huge fan of analytic essays and book reports. Keep up the good work!

wow you were right, I just chuckled to myself

Aww, that's sweet. It's so true, you know. Poetry should just be read. Don't try to put meaning where there isn't any. Nice. Keep writing! :)

well it sure seems like one.

really good idea...i get a feeling of desperate-ness...and reaching

i dont know. dont yell at me for my weirdo reviews

all that i ask in return is that you read at least one of my poems or narratives and review it! lol

I don't read poems that often, but when I do, I often find pieces like this that I really love! Hehe, I do like it very much. And it might sound a little odd, but it has a sense of dry humor which reminds me very much of one of my friends. Anyway, twas very fun and witty, nice job! :)