This is brilliant! I love it. It's Awesome...

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I'd do a serious review... but honestly, this has put me in far too good a mood to be sensible. It's insanely funny, the tone is brilliant. The one thing I would say is that the whole bit where Todd and Sammy made up after the Linda thing seemed a bit... false. Other than that I have absolutely no criticism. It's so funny. Congrats :D

Myrijana

"Young lamb of the gods, behold the smiling world! May your life be full of happy blessings."

Whaddaya know? The boy has poetry in him.

(a.k.a. I'm rolling on the floor in laughter right now. BATMAN JR.? I love Todd. LOVE. Seriously. I'm going to stalk him from now on. As soon as I figure out where he lives, that is...)

this is one of the best stories i've read on this site, you should make an actual Awesomeists Bible and post it, or sell it, whichever you want

Oo, looks like romance.

this is really amusing and lovable :]

if only i had a bathrobe!

Good and original story. Keep writing and update soon.

Man, you should get this PUBLISHED!

ok...

HA! I'm Jewish myself (Reform) and I really enjoyed this story. Here are some quotes from the Student's Bible you might want to use:

"And the Lord did say unto the peasants: 'I, the Lord, have brought you unto this land flowing with milk and honey.'

And the peasants did reply. 'Which Lord?'

And the Lord was much confused."

"And all of thee that doth worship thy Gods may have Money, Good Looks, and Dumb Luck bestowed on thee.

And those of thee that receive Money shall rejoice, and spend it; and then thou shalt spend the night in Jail, for it is Counterfeit, and not of the Real Kind.

And those of you that receive Good Looks shall rejoice, and those Females shalt try out for the Team that does Cheerlead; and thou shalt be exposed, for Society is not accepting of a Boob Job.

And those Males that receive Good Looks shall try out for the Team that Kicketh the Football; and then thou shalt be Caught Kissing the Girlfriend of thy Neighbor behind the Gymnasium, and, like thy brethren that did receive Money, thou shalt spend the night in Jail, for thou didst inject Steroids into thy Veins.

But those that receiveth Dumb Luck shall escape all these, for the power of Dumb Luck is bestowed on them; and they shall Escape Jail with help of a handy Rope; and they shall be Believed when they say their Boob Jobs are Real; and those that are Caught Kissing the Girlfriend of their Neighbor shall be accepted; for the Lord Curlion is with them."

Amen, brothers and sisters. Amen.

nice chapter, once again. I'm really glad to see that you've updated; this is one of the best stories I've read in a while. keep it up!

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I like the continuation of the unisex thing - it's a nice running joke that adds humor.

Nice description of Mad Matt as a bully - stereotypical, maybe, but that worked and it was funny.

I don't think his lunch should be third period. It just seems early - like that would be 9:30 at my school.

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I like the humorous references to various things - Mission Impossible, The Da Vinci Code. It keeps things more realistic.

Your dialogue is pretty good. I especially like Todd's - it's just naturally funny.

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I like Sammy - more good characterization there, with the worrying/good grades/being on time thing.

But I thought it was too short again. It just feels like more things need to happen in each chapter, or maybe that the things that do happen should be more developed. That's really my only complaint so far about this story.

Still from the Review Marathon.

I love the humor in this. There are little bits of it all throughout instead the occasional semi-funny line.

I didn't really like the length of this chapter, though. I thought it was too short, and while choosing the clotihng of a religion might be important, I don't know if it was enough for an entire chapter.

Here's a review from the Review Marathon! (link in profile)

I like the characters so far. They seem to be developed with their own personalities.

Nice idea for this story. It's original and there are all kinds of directions you could take it in.