Haha. I'm a barista. It sucks sometimes. I actually understand. Haha. You're just lucky you got to open at 6:30... my store opens at 5.

One word: Brilliant!

well, you've single-handedly convinced me to postpone joining the proletariat as long as I possibly can...

But I've actually got to write a paper about all that in the near future (the workforce in reference to me). I'm keeping this on hand.

You've got a typo: "Because I wanted society as a whole to suck to living soul out of me...". I don't know if it's worth fixing; I got what you meant. But, well, just in case you didn't know about it...Good job (with the poem, I don't know that I'd really consider yours a good job).

That was very good. Very funny. I can relate, unfortunately. I liked the format. It was very un-poem like, which I think makes it a better poem.