You have no idea who I am. None! You will do as I say... read this review!

Actually, it's not really a review...

I just read the description of it, and desided to comment on it...

"I just love the calm sound of the night." Until I run by chasing some crazy guys firing guns! Then it ain't so calm, now is it? That's right. Mwahahahahaha!

Anyway, that's really all I wanted to say... other than you need to come out with something new... yeah. Oh, and one more thing.

"You're on my list. Never answer the door."

Actually, you can answer the door...I wouldn't shoot you. Much... well, no more than you deserve. Which, at the moment, would mean I wouldn't shoot you, but that could change. I doubt it, and even if you did deserve it, I probably wouldn't shoot you anyway... Unless you become a zombie. If that happens, is it ok if I shoot you even if you don't answer the door? Cause I hate zombies...

Anyway, I must go "sit on the cool grass and stay till morning."

That was very short, but good.

Just reading it relaxed me, like I was actually sitting on the grass myself!

Though, truth be told, I probably wouldn't be able to just sit all night...I'd fall asleep. Sitting all day, on the other hand, I might be able to manage...